$100 Club.

Hi guys

We will be doing the $100 collection again this year, it will go towards ref fees and w/e away.  You can if you like pay in installments just see me to have your name crossed off.

Relic Drowns During Training

Despite being used to ingesting vast quantities of liquid, the Relics found conditions difficult during Saturdays get together. From the 42 degree heat, of the previous the weekend, we then had to cope with ankle deep water and pelting rain a week later. It would be fair to say we've seen most of mother natures underbelly. Coach Crowch, demonstrating his normal common sense, only got out of his car once everybody else was saturated. Howler used the tried and tested "my hammys sore" excuse to display the sartorial elegance of a mid thigh raincoat in a touching shade of blue. It was slightly gathered at the waist with a tuck at the back and was complemented by a fetching set of boots.

The rest of us got on with the game, but showed why the break is too long, as the touches were quite rusty, or did the water cause that? Wild Thing showed his future Manager potential (note that for next year guys) by setting up a shelter, but forgot to sandbag it!! New BB Wiz excelled although it was noted that he left the esky in the open, vulnerable to pilfering or cosmic rays. Note to BB, always keep the Esky protected.!!Next week same place, same time but without CapNHat whos going to visit his 402,000 relatives in Tassie.

Practice Matches- Keep these Times Free

Hi Guys.

As mentioned last Saturday, we have 3 practice matches scheduled for March as follows:

Saturday 5 March Kickoff 3pm
Saturday 12 March Kickoff 3pm
Saturday 26 March Kickoff 3pm

Opponents yet to be confirmed but we are hoping to play Gosford O 45, Southern 35C and Doyalson O 45.

Please note dates for your diaries.

Don't forget rego this Saturday and Sunday as well.

CapnHat

Reds Down Blues at the Bridge

Up 50 million pound from the sale of the little bull (thanks Chelsea) the Reds stamped their authority over a lack lustre looking Chelsea.
Go you Reds.
No need to comment Mick, just pack your Chelsea gear away!

Unamed Relic Collapses in Heat

An unamed Relic has collapsed after a two-hour training session in 45 degree heat.



The Relic, obviously feeling a little dehydrated, stripped bare to try and cool himself and collapsed. Luckily, Relic ambos Dallas and Blackbeard were on hand to provide the 'kiss of life'.

It is understood the unamed Relic quickly rehydrated with a dozen Tooheys and is looking forward to training next Saturday.

Memo to Whiz

Start stocking the Eskies!

Max replacement

Sorry for previous post fellas.
Forget the football. As I am supposed to be a replacement for Max I have sharpened up my skills.
Yes I have been caught in the middle of a serious training session supervised by the Bungster himself. Note the superior hand position and interlocking lip hold. I think it took a further 6 hours to before Max was satisfied that I could even contemplate a bench position in his spot. (he is a hard task master).
After much tooing and frooing this was the conclusion. (dress up compulsory).
Umm we swapped at halftime BTW

Return of the Prodigal

HEEEEEEES BAAAACK. Bigger and much, much annoying than ever.
I will not keep my undies on in the changeroom and if you think the picture attached is offensive, grow a pair, I stole it from Statue's private 'Ramon' stash. CHELSEA FC WIIL win the premiership as all the other teams are PremierSHIT.
Call me any name you want I am just happy to be back with a great bunch of blokes. Just remember the call sign 'Give me the ball'

Maybe Capt, Hat has alluded to a new name for me with his Dildo aspersion (aversion?). How about "Coke" cause like Capt Hat you have all missed out on 'The Real Thing ' Hahaha

Bung out, Dildo in !!

As recently reported, the Relics have sadly lost a major contributor both on the field and to the Esky, Bung, (Max )is unable to play this season.

At a meetingof the LBT (Limited Brains Trust) last night, Crowch, Darchinyan and CapnHat decided to succumb to the relentless pressure and let the Dildo in. MickleDildo (Mick Tempest) was a former member of the team and has played with Vic and me for over 12 seasons. For reasons only understood by a clinical psychologist, he decided to prove he still had it last year by playing in the 35's. Since then he's been like a boy at a candy shop, licking the window and wanting to get back in. We discussed getting a good footballer, somebody who would pass and score goals, but decided we couldnt possibly bear the tongues in ear from the Dildo if we didnt. Thus the Dildo aspersion, a substitute for the real thing!!

Welcome back Mick, not that you ever properly left!! Capn Hat

A Relic Retires

Due to the shortened football season and his work commitments, Max has had no choice but to retire from the team.

Although we may miss him on the field, we will not miss him off the field as he plans to be the Relics No.1 supporter and retain his leading roll in emptying the esky.

Thanks Max for your contribution to the team, see you soon.

And, I guess that leaves an opening in the team for a new (old) player, I wonder if anyone is interested, hmm...

P.s. Thumbs down to the CCF Association who have decided to make their job easier by shortening the season.

Due to the bad weather, last year was a bad year for many teams who missed playing a third or more of their games. Which not only ment an uneven comp but an expensive one as well.

This year we don't have to worry about the weather anymore because CCF has guaranteed a bad year to most of the football teams they are supposed to be working for.

Too much excitement for an ageing Relic

Last week Gemma and her NSW Futsal side ( indoor soccer ) took out the National Title and over 4 days of competition they were undeafeted , which was exciting enough BUT today she got a letter to say she has made the

National u/15's team. WOW WOW WOW

That's my girl.

New Bitch Fails at First Test

The 2011 Beer Bitch has failed his first test. Twenty thirsty Relics were disappointed following the non-appearance of the phantom BB at their post Christmas Boot Camp. The boys were left high and dry after a solid twenty minute hit out at Frost (luckily Crowch had an esky full of beer in his boot). The only Relic who could manage half a smile was Dallas. A family holiday is no excuse Mr Bitch!

Whilst on the boot camp is was great to see the Relics, older and wiser, preparing for season 2011. Banker obviously enjoyed the Christmas ham and turkey, whilst Darchinyan actually looked to have lost weight over the festive season. Crowch was his usual self, barking orders left, right and centre. The Axe seems to have come through the break unscathed (we still have new year to contend with) and again displayed the same deft touches that have become his hallmark. Mickledinho, tried hard obviously keen to impress Relics selectors. Bung, however, was missing in action.

Tuesdays Get Together

Reminder to not wear any Kincumber gear and that I will bring eskies.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

And gentlemen, don't forget the get together on the 28th we have plenty coming but haven't heard from the new BB as yet.



P.s. message emailed to everyone from Becks:

Does anyone want to catch up for a kick around and a beer between Christmas and New Year? What about 5.00pm on 28 December at Frost?  Kick for 10 minutes drink for 2 hours.  Maybe it could be the new Bitch's first job for the new season!
Becks

Relics Changeing of The Guard

Beer Bitch:


After promises of free pizza and a solid talk of how a Beer Bitch should perform it was unanimous decision to have Whiz as BB2011.



Manager: Darchinyan ( refusal option not available)

Captain: Captn Hat

Trainer: Twinkle Toes Howler

Massage & Physio: Toe

Publishing/Blog Admin: Darchinyan

Sponsorship/Match Reports: Bex

Spiritual Consultant: Dallas

Coach: Not sure 50/50 between Howler and Crowy

Tactical Coach : Shadow

Vacant:

Relics Delegate:

Cautions C0-ordinator:

I missed it.

A little bird told me there is a changing of the guards next year.

Apparently, on the weekend away some well refreshed team members have put their hands up for the high paying CEO positions in the team. Seriously how much did they drink?

From the post below, I gather that Ian won a soccer ball, a doctor is now doing our match reports or Becks performed some kind of medical treatment (please not mouth to mouth), the Toe has a cabanossi for Howler, Phil has been moving his head violently or too much, spare beds in the cupboard, a mysterious use for head and shoulders, the STAYERS had more than you can bottle, and you all are even better friends.

Hey Banker, either we would have spoiled the fun or we missed a life altering experience.

End of Season W/E away

I have sent everyone a text re address etc.

Pub is easy to find ( main street in Shoal Bay, just down from accomodation)

You need to bring linen, pillows etc, There is no supplies in rooms incl toilet paper.



And for at least Posh's room and Captn Hats room you will need to bring some sort of extra bed unless you want to sleep on the beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAGS Lunch

Hi Vic,

I've forgotten Jeffs password for the blog (again). Would you mind putting up a little message regarding our ladies lunch?

It's at Terrigal Pub on 20th November at 1pm. All welcome. RSVP to Sharon: 0402 409 961 or sharon.towler@bigpond.com.au.

You are more than welcome to spruce it up a bit with some pretty pictures etc etc and also let the lads know that they will be in big trouble if they don't pass it on to their better halves.

Thanks.

Sharon...

Presso Night Awards

Congratulations to,

Ian George - Coach's Player

Dave Gray - Player's Player

Pics.   Allstars   vs   Relics

Relics End of Season W/E

Posh's BFF's Room 5 (Accom 5 )

Posh, Whiz, W'Ball, Howler, Wild Thing, Toe.

Rothmans Lung Room 4 ( Accom 5 )

Darchinyan, Bung, Smokey, Axe, Dallas.

Captn Hat's Relics Room 14 ( Accom 5 )

Capt, Crowch, Shadow, Statue, Wheats, Banker.