As recently reported, the Relics have sadly lost a major contributor both on the field and to the Esky, Bung, (Max )is unable to play this season.
At a meetingof the LBT (Limited Brains Trust) last night, Crowch, Darchinyan and CapnHat decided to succumb to the relentless pressure and let the Dildo in. MickleDildo (Mick Tempest) was a former member of the team and has played with Vic and me for over 12 seasons. For reasons only understood by a clinical psychologist, he decided to prove he still had it last year by playing in the 35's. Since then he's been like a boy at a candy shop, licking the window and wanting to get back in. We discussed getting a good footballer, somebody who would pass and score goals, but decided we couldnt possibly bear the tongues in ear from the Dildo if we didnt. Thus the Dildo aspersion, a substitute for the real thing!!
Welcome back Mick, not that you ever properly left!! Capn Hat
I think if you go away and come back again you should be renamed.
ReplyDeleteSo for mick welcome back but
tonginear should be your new call sign
does anyone won't a vote
Nice to have you back Mick,
ReplyDeleteJust a few reminders of what is not appreciated for you to keep in mind.
Flaunting in the change room.
Distasteful pictures on the Blog.
Harassing players at w/e away (other than Statue).
And, talking up a football club that is playing like shit.
i thouht ASPHODEL would a good mickname, but alase flower is already taken
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