Monday, May 31, 2010

Barbados vs Grenada (Shell Caribbean Cup 1994)

Own goal to win game?

In what was probably the weirdest soccer match finish ever, Barbados tied their match against Grenada with an own goal to send the match into overtime where they won by the 2 goals needed to qualify for the finals in the 1994 Shell Caribbean Cup.

Needing to beat Grenada by two clear goals to qualify for the finals in Trinidad and Tobago, Barbados had established a 2-0 lead midway through the second half and were seemingly well in control of the game. However, an own goal by a Bajan defender made the score 2-1 and brought a new ruling into play, which led to farce. Under the new rule, devised by the competition committee to ensure a result, a match decided by sudden death in extra time was deemed to be the equivalent of a 2-0 victory. With three minutes remaining, the score still 2-1 and Grenada about to qualify for the finals, Barbados realised that their only chance lay in taking the match to sudden death. They stopped attacking their opponents' goal and turned on their own. In the 87th minute, two Barbadian defenders, Sealy and Stoute, exchanged passes before Sealy hammered the ball past his own goalkeeper for the equaliser.

The Grenada players, momentarily stunned by the goal, realised too late what was happening and immediately started to attack their own goal as well to stop sudden death. Sealy, though, had anticipated the response and stood beside the Grenada goalkeeper as the Bajans defended their opponents' goal. Grenada were unable to score at either end, the match ended 2-2 after 90 minutes and, after four minutes of extra time, Thorne scored the winner for Barbados amid scenes of celebration and laughter in the National Stadium in Bridgetown.

Thursday training.

Hi guys, we have booked the Peninsula Indoor Centre at Woy Woy for training on Thursday between 6 and 7pm. $5 per person please be there early so we can start on time, if you cant make it let Crow'ch know.

If for some miracle we can train on Frost Wednesday we'll do that as well.

Cause we need... 'A little less conversation, a little more action.'

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The dodgiest World Cup moments


Becks' red card
David Beckham pretty much carried his side for a decade, but he did have the odd brain snap. In 1998, in a second-round game against Argentina, he kicked opposition defender Diego Simeone in the calf after being fouled himself. Beckham was sent off and the Poms lost the game in a penalty shootout.

Diego Maradona’s drug bust
In '94 in the US, Maradona was making an amazing comeback after missing a few years through a positive test for cocaine. For a man seemingly past it, he’d started with a bang with a goal in the first game. But the banned drug ephedrine was found in his system. He was sent home in disgrace.

The Battle of Santiago
The 1962 game between Italy and Chile was the most violent ever. The first foul occurred after 12 seconds. Police had to remove one player and intervene in on-field brawls three times as kicks were aimed at necks, and punches thrown, one of which broke a player’s nose.

That Italian penalty
There's an argument that Lucas Neill should have stood still in the penalty box in the Socceroos' 2006 second-round match versus Italy, but we still reckon the Italian bloke cheated. And if Fabio Grosso hadn't gone down, then who knows what might have happened? It still brings a tear to our eyes four years later.

Ronaldo goes missing
In '98, Ronaldo was the best player in the world. But 72 minutes before the start of the final, he was left off the team sheet. Half an hour later, he was back on it. He’d had a fit in his sleep and was rushed off for brain and heart tests. Understandably, he played crap and France won three-nil.

USA beats England
In a 1950 group match, the score finished USA 1 – England 0. The part-time Seppo squad, made up of posties and dishwashers, was at 500-1. The Pom papers thought the result was a misprint and assumed they’d won 10-0 or 10-1. Even 60 years later, the Yanks beating the Poms at soccer still makes us laugh.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Is it coincidence?


Well as we all figured out a while ago training is off again and chances are we wont be playing this weekend neither. It was probably a good thing that we missed last Saturdays game as we were struggling with numbers.

More importantly, I have been informed by a reliable source who has known him since he was a baby and wishes to remain anonymous, That our friend the Capt. , had hired some professional help to secure that nothing would come between him celebrating a happy 50th with his mates and us playing soccer that Saturday.

Coincidence or not?

Now we may disregard this as the rain persists on keeping us off the parks. But isn't it interesting how these washouts will be replayed at a further date and our friend just so happens to be carrying an injury at the moment.

I don't question if its a coincidence or not, I think its some powerful shit.

And have a question for Mr Hat, "Have you been to the Quack and if so, when does it look like we will kick a ball again?"

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

This weekend (8) and (9)

(8) SATURDAY

Day

Date

Time

Home

Grade

Away

Gound

Saturday

29-May

13:15

DOY

G45

AVO

DOY1 - Doyalson RSL 1

Saturday

29-May

13:45

BER

G45

KDS

BERK2 - Kurraba Oval 2

Saturday

29-May

14:15

KIN 1

G45

BUD

KIN1 - Frost Reserve 1

Saturday

29-May

15:00

GOS

G45

KIN 2

GOS1 - Gavenlock Oval 1

Please be at Gavenlock field 1 by 2:30pm.

(9) SUNDAY

Day

Date

Time

Home

Grade

Away

Gound

Sunday

30-May

13:30

BER

G45

BUD

FAG1 - Fagans Park 1

Sunday

30-May

13:30

GOS

G45

AVO

FAG2 - Fagans Park 2

Sunday

30-May

15:10

DOY

G45

KDS

FAG1 - Fagans Park 1

Sunday

30-May

15:10

KIN 1

G45

KIN 2

FAG2 - Fagans Park 2

Please be at Fagans field 2 by 2:40pm.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Game against the Rustics postponed.


Apparently all A grade divisions will have make up games for washouts. All grades below have been given a 2 - 2 Draw. This is because A grades winners will be playing in the Champion of Champions.

Re: Training this week

There is a very good possibility that Frost will be closed for training this week, there is also a few mad footy supporters in our team, so if the ground does become available the team turnout may be poor as the State of Origin is on this Wednesday.

2008 Rugby League State of Origin

There has been a suggestion to get together at a club or pub and watch the footy instead of training.

ANY SUGGESTIONS ???

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Relics Train Hard For End of Season Trip


In a considerable show of unity the Relics banded together last night to help Cap'n Hat reach 50. Unbeknownst to him, the team had decided to match his sartorial grace and style by also wearing headgear. Sadly , none of it was up to scratch although Crowch was most becoming with freshly acquired golden tresses, and the Toe looks a natural Ranga!!. Many stories from the night, mostly involving Howler and the Axe. Thanks for your company and the gift guys, I'm looking forward to the next one. Flemo


Saturday, May 22, 2010

49 & 364 days !!


Hey Guys.

Sorry about no game today. Party now starts at 16 Kingfisher Close from 3, and we'll try and eat about 5.30/6 for those who have to travel back to Sydney.
If you know the area well, parking will be tight, so you can always park in Kookaburra and walk across the footbridge.
Regards Cap'n Hat

Friday, May 21, 2010

Game off.

Frost is closed for all Saturday, see you at Flemo's 50th after 3pm.




Tuesday, May 18, 2010

This weekend (7)

Day

Date

Time

Home

Grade

Away

Gound

Saturday

22-May

12:00

AVO

G45

KIN 1

AVO1 - Erina High School 1

Saturday

22-May

13:00

BUD

G45

DOY

BUD1 - Budgewoi FC 1

Saturday

22-May

13:00

KDS

G45

GOS

JUB1 - Jubilee Oval 1

Saturday

22-May

14:00

KIN 2

G45

BER

KIN1 - Frost Reserve 1

Please be at Frost field 1 by 1:30pm.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Relics’ Denied Deserved Victory

An appalling off-side call has marred what was a magnificent effort from the boys in maroon and baby poo yellow who drew 1-1 with the Tossils. From the outset of this match the Tossils undermined the confidence of the rookie teenage referee through continual cat calls, whinging and whining. The cranky grandfather act eventually worked for the Tossils when the Relics were denied a legitimate match winning goal by the beleaguered young referee late in the second half. According to one impartial onlooker “The Tossils were desperate. They were doing their best Greg Louganis and Matthew Mitcham impersonations at every opportunity. They hassled the poor kid in the middle for penalties. They got away with murder. The Relics should have won by four goals!”

The match was a very physical encounter with the Relics’ defence again leading the way thwarting every attacking foray from the Tossils. Apart from a penalty in the first two minutes of the match the Tossils never really threatened the goal again with Banker, Wrecking Ball, The Toe, Becks, Bung and Dallas resolute in defence. Alarm bells must be ringing at Shelly Beach as the aging Tossils are looking very much like a one man team.

The Relic’s first goal came after Howler passed the ball to Darchinyan after pouncing on a poor back pass to the goal keeper. Darchinyan converted the goal unopposed.

Whilst the Relics defence shone the forward line overall was disappointing. If the Relics are going to be a force in this year’s competition strikers Darchinyan, Howler, Axe, Blackbeard and Statue have to start finding the back of the net! It must be of concern to Crowch that the Gosford Cavemen have scored more goals in season 2010 than the Relics!

Mid Field Management
A plus for the Relics in recent matches has been the control of the midfield. This week Darchinyan replaced The Glass Slipper in the midfield and he combined well with Crowch and Shadow to secure the middle of the pitch. In the first round our control in the middle was abysmal. If we can secure the midfield the Relics should atone for the first round defeat at the hands of Berkeley Vale.

Match Points Controversy Continues
Many Relics have fallen behind 2009 O/45s player of the year Darchinyan in questioning Crowch’s allocation of match points. The situation was described by one Relic as “appalling”. The rumour mill is running hot! Some Relics are even suggesting that that Crowch is having ‘relations’ with another team member. This particular team member, who shall remain nameless, has given away two penalties in as many weeks and still gets the MOM points!! Whilst this scribe does not believe the rumour for one minute it must be said that “where there is smoke there is fire!”

Hat Injured
The Hat has looks to have a torn medial collateral ligament and could be out for the season. Hat suffered the injury during his inglorious ‘dive” midway through the second half. The injury was the result of the enormous torque he placed on his left knee as he as he forced his bulking head and torso awkwardly toward the referee to appeal, mid-flight, his argument for a penalty. It was a pathetic sight. C’mon Hat your better than that!

BB Continues to Disappoint
The BB continues to struggle big time in his vital beer dispensing role. BB had the audacity and gall to serve up hot VB to the thirsty connoisseurs of fine beer post match. It was a disgrace! BB appears that he is in over his head. BB looks to have bitten off more than he can chew. Team management – end this embarrassment now!

Becks

Wheely P'd Off


Hi Guys.

What does the picture and Cap'n Hat have in common ?

Both are broken down Relics !!

I've got a grade 2 medial tear in left Knee and physio dictates I'm out 3-6 weeks. Its not just a ploy to be first in the marquee on Saturday , as I'd already decided I'd play striker, take all the penalties, free kicks, corners, the toss as well as try to improve on my diving!!

The only good thing is On Saturday night i thought the season was over, so it could have been worse.

See yers' at training on Wednesday night, I'll be the one with a mug of brandy coffee.

Flemo

2 Legitimate Goals V 1 Sus penalty

Crow' ch says -- Well done Relics. 1-1 draw with Tossils.
Another great game from the whole team putting 2 goals in the back of the net against a side that have only conceded 2 goals all season.
As always our defence ( Becks, WB, Banker, BB, Toe, Bung and Smokey ) was outstanding against a side that has netted 22 goals and their only goal was a penalty.

Shadow strong in the middle and unlucky not to score again, skimming the top of the Bar.

Solid games in the middle and attacking third from Darchinyan, Wheats, Howler, Captn Hat, Tolly and Statue.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Don't think we'll get canteen duty again.



Don't tell Posh the steak he was cooking is in the Bank.
'Duck someone's coming.'

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Posh muscles up


Some say he/she used his elbows.
Some say he/she used his shoulders.
Some even say he/she used his superior positioning of his/her body.....
I think he/she took a leaf out of Madonna's book and used illegal equipment to fool the ref...
All we really know is...
He/She is the POSH

Other Results.

BUD 3 AVO 1
KIN1 3 GOS 1
BER 0 DOY 1

The upset.


Relics draw with the Tossils (1 - 1).

Goal Vic.

Coach's points,
Rob 3, Dave G 2 & Tony 1.

Well done RELICS.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

This weekend (6)

Day

Date

Time

Home

Grade

Away

Gound

Saturday

15-May

13:00

BUD

G45

AVO

BUD1 - Budgewoi FC 1

Saturday

15-May

13:15

KIN1

G45

GOS

KIN7 - Frost Reserve 7

Saturday

15-May

13:15

BER

G45

DOY

BERK1 - Kurraba Oval 1

Saturday

15-May

14:30

KIN 2

G45

KDS

KIN1 - Frost Reserve 1


We also have canteen duty from 12:00 till 2pm.


Try and make it if you can.

Are we doing this again???