New Bitch Fails at First Test

The 2011 Beer Bitch has failed his first test. Twenty thirsty Relics were disappointed following the non-appearance of the phantom BB at their post Christmas Boot Camp. The boys were left high and dry after a solid twenty minute hit out at Frost (luckily Crowch had an esky full of beer in his boot). The only Relic who could manage half a smile was Dallas. A family holiday is no excuse Mr Bitch!

Whilst on the boot camp is was great to see the Relics, older and wiser, preparing for season 2011. Banker obviously enjoyed the Christmas ham and turkey, whilst Darchinyan actually looked to have lost weight over the festive season. Crowch was his usual self, barking orders left, right and centre. The Axe seems to have come through the break unscathed (we still have new year to contend with) and again displayed the same deft touches that have become his hallmark. Mickledinho, tried hard obviously keen to impress Relics selectors. Bung, however, was missing in action.