Tuesday, May 31, 2011

This weekend 9.

Day
Date
Time
Home
Grade
Away
Gound
Saturday
4-June

KIN 1
G45
BYE

Saturday
4-June
11:45
BER
G45
BUD
Saturday
4-June
11:45
AVO 1
G45
GOS
Saturday
4-June
13:45
DOY
G45
AVO 2
Saturday
4-June
14:30
KDS
G45
WOY
Saturday
4-June
15:00
KIN 2
G45
TER

If you can join me for canteen duty between 12 and 2pm, if you cant please be at Frost field 1 by 2:30pm.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Doc's report is good.




Hey Howler

Your medical report has come in, news is good you should be able to run on the field soon.

However, he strongly suggests you start sleeping indoors in this weather.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Latest Results

RoundDateHome ClubTeamGoalsAway ClubTeamGoalsDivision Ground
828th May '11KincumberM45A-10KillarneyM45A0A Frost Reserve 2
828th May '11Woy WoyM45A1DoyalsonM45A0A Austin Butler Oval 2
828th May '11AvocaM45A-24Berkeley ValeM45A1A Frost Reserve 2
828th May '11BudgewoiM45A2AvocaM45A-12A Budgewoi FC 1

Upcoming Games

RoundDateTimeDivisionHome Team Away TeamGround


M45 Division A Table

TeamPlayedWonDrawnLostGFGAPoints
Kincumber A-1972028323
Killarney A862024220
Avoca A-18530301018
Woy Woy A8503181315
Budgewoi A8413161113
Doyalson A8314141410
Berkeley Vale A821514307
Avoca A-271247225
Kincumber A-281167254
Terrigal A81167274
Gosford A61056143

FLOOD WARNING/DAM FILLED TO CAPACITY








I wouldn't like to be in the other team when the flood gates finally open.




It's just a matter of time.








Well done guys big effort

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Cavemen V Relics

Today ,in one of the most anticpated games of the year the REAL DEAL KINCUMBER RELICS faced off with the gosford cavemen in one of international soccer's night of nights. The Relics reeling from a stinging loss to their lesser light cousins the fuckknuckles on Tuesday night ,were keen to turn it all around & give the cavemen a bone where they least expected it!
 Unfortunately like most of the REAL DEAL RELICS games this year they started poorly, some could even say pathetically, and conceded 2 early goals to the hapless  cavemen strikers.
 Unlike last year when the RELIC back line was harder than Howlers dick, the soft, almost moist  rearguard action offered today was more jelly like than the bellies most of the REAL DEAL RELICS

displayed after the game. All the talk of harden the you know what up !!!!!! went out the window as this this team of WE'LL BE BETTER NEXT WEEK ! slipped and slided down to the level of the cavemen.
Easy for the million dollar cattle on the side line to pass judjement, superstar WHIZ  showed his array of skills to anyone who would watch, juggling the ball beautifully on his injured knee much to the chagrin of his teammates on and off the field. The rest of the injured superstars opted for an easier out, drinking beer and reliving past glories  that none of them had ever acheived!
Half time and the REAL DEAL RELICS had regained the upperhand and held most of the possession for the latter part of the first half.
Inspirational words from coach Crows wife Lorraine at the break to the effect of, Howler your drunk and you owe $2.50. rung in the the ears of the RELICS as they resumed their positions for the second half.
If only we could kick a goal, words that may come back to haunt this gallant team of no ideas, the effort and courage displayed by this mob of goers in the second half was more moving than a scene from Neighbours. Coach Crowe was brilliant lifting his team and driving them forward in attack after attack! The midfield shed their reputation as rapists and actually started to control the ball, the cavemen had no answer to the intensity the RELICS were displaying and it just seemed to be a matter of time. 
The 400 goals we've missed this year meant nothhing as SHADOW  blocked a shot from MICK and then put it away himself, remaninisent of Vics fine work last week, the RELICS were back, the crowd which had swelled to 2, were baying for caveman blood.
Wave after wave of RELICS attacks , A  blitzkreig upon a pathetic enemy ensued, Every RELIC stood tall, inspirationally led by the CROW, everyone lifted. The call to PHIL of SOULO rang across the pitch and before STATUE could say RAMONE I LOVE YOU,  PHIL had trampled NINJA in to the greasy Gavenlock strip.
200 shots at goal later and the RELICS averages hadn't improved WTF!!!!!
As the beleagured RELICS trudged off, once again soccers BIGGEST LOSERS, each man looked at each other and thought to them selves ... who gives a xfy!!! its only a game. GREAT EFFORT GUYS!! as Jeff Fenech would say ' i love use all"



Howler.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

K1 vs K2

With pelting rain & lightning on the coast we arrived at Mangrove Mountain to play the other Kincumber 45s in a make up game.
It was cool , not as cold as expected , and the game before us was occasionally pelted by rain - Woy Woy v Terrigal.
Four teams from the coast playing in the mountains on a Tuesday night - que?
We had ten of our regular players as many were out with injury or work commitments , and we had Blos subbing in for us as keeper.
Tolly injured ribs , Tony calf , Flem groin , Dave G knee , Shadow groin , Grant gastro - all elected to play to show the world the true meaning of the word Relic. This had even more meaning with Shadow's pre senile dementia showing form as he applied the Dencorub into his man bits instead of his groin. ( He then exhibited a very unusual dancing style )
We started well for a few minutes and then the pace of the other players ( our average age is a lot higher ), our injuries & the slippery conditions led to their first goal.
Whiz decided that he had had enough and made a blistering run after a through ball from Banker & Shadow where upon Bob coming out to protect his goal collided with Whiz.
We couldn't tell if the booming sound was thunder , legs breaking or an explosion of wind but both players dropped immediately.
Bob managed to limp back to his goal & Whiz looked to our bench before struggling off the field.
Down to ten , the K1's showed off by utilising their bench & put another 2 goals in.
Twenty minutes later Whiz returned to the game whereupon the K1s managed to score again.
Blos decided to give us a halftime talk ( read - blistering rev up ) and we returned to the pitch.
This time we played as a unit - Phil making runs down the sideline sending the ball to Tolly & Tony , Mick and Whiz feeding the ball from the midfield ,Shadow collecting balls from Banker & sending to Mick and Whiz , Banker feeding the ball to Posh , Flem & Grant who all took turns playing as backs and midfield. 
K1s scored once more.
Posh went down with cramp & eventually bravely struggled to his feet after a few minutes.
From then on he made remarkable stiff legged runs down the outside of the pitch unchallenged. We were'nt too sure if the K1s were scared of him , had no idea of how to mark him or had taken pity on him.   
Eventually we wore the K1s down to walking pace as they had run themselves ragged and just couldn't get a shot on goal with any accuracy.
Blos thanks for coming and the support you gave us.
Thanks to our crowd of four of our injured players who turned up for support.


Grant

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Winning formula !!!













What do you think Becks?

This weekend 8.

Day
Date
Time
Home
Grade
Away
Gound
Saturday
28-May

TER
G45
BYE

Saturday
28-May
12:00
AVO
G45
BER
Saturday
28-May
13:45
KIN 1
G45
KDS
Saturday
28-May
13:45
GOS
G45
KIN 2
Saturday
28-May
14:30
BUD
G45
AVO 1
Saturday
28-May
15:15
WOY
G45
DOY

Please be at Gavenlock field 2 by 1:15pm.

Are we doing this again???