The Relic, obviously feeling a little dehydrated, stripped bare to try and cool himself and collapsed. Luckily, Relic ambos Dallas and Blackbeard were on hand to provide the 'kiss of life'.
It is understood the unamed Relic quickly rehydrated with a dozen Tooheys and is looking forward to training next Saturday.
Unknown identity ... we know he is a Tooheys drinker. I hope Darchinyan is not underneath!!
ReplyDeleteJust wondering who it was ????
ReplyDeleteCould this be a player from another O45 side "morphing" into there human shape....?
ReplyDeleteThere have been suggestions Dallas that when you applied the 'kiss of life' there was a bit of tongue action!
ReplyDeleteHow else are you to clear the airway?
ReplyDeleteThis is NOT Wrecking Ball!
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After exhaustive and eye-straining tests on this totally repulsive specimen. I can confirm 2 facts.
ReplyDelete1: It is female
2: It is not a fat roll under the left shoulder. It is actually Darchinyans smile after his moustache got rubbed out.
Where is the Central Scrutinizer now? This is the kind of shite that really should be censored.
Oh well looks like open season again ;-)
Keen observations Dildo
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