What an overwhelming response to the ladies end of season event!!!!
A date has been set - 20th November. Not sure yet if it's for lunch or dinner.
Watch this space.....
Sharon.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Wags Update
What an overwhelming response to the ladies end of season event!!!!
A date has been set - 20th November. Not sure yet if it's for lunch or dinner.
Watch this space.....
Sharon.
Training Indoor Tonight 8-9pm
I have booked Peninsular Indoor for training 8-9 tonight. Please text me if you can't make it.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Training off.
Gosford Council has closed the field for today. Pete, is checking indoor availability.
Round 17 against the Allstars has been reschedule for the 1st of Sept. midweek between the last game of the season and the finals, which is not going to please any finalist.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Man U search for new manager
Man U are on the lookout for a new manager following the shock resignation of Sir Alex Ferguson.
It is understood that Sir Alex has nominated Bex from the Kincumber Relics as his 'heir apparent'. In a press release Sir Alex said "look at Bex's record - 100% winner!" Whilst Bex was not taking phone calls today it is understood that he will reject the $30m contract electing to stay with Relics until they win a premiership!
Craig Foster
It is understood that Sir Alex has nominated Bex from the Kincumber Relics as his 'heir apparent'. In a press release Sir Alex said "look at Bex's record - 100% winner!" Whilst Bex was not taking phone calls today it is understood that he will reject the $30m contract electing to stay with Relics until they win a premiership!
Craig Foster
This weekend (19)
Day | Date | Time | Home | Grade | Away | Gound |
Saturday | 14-Aug | 12:00 | KDS | G45 | BUD | JUB1 - Jubilee Oval 1 |
Saturday | 14-Aug | 13:00 | KIN1 | G45 | DOY | KIN2 - Frost Reserve 2 |
Saturday | 14-Aug | 14:45 | GOS | G45 | BER | GOS2 - Gavenlock Oval 2 |
Saturday | 14-Aug | 15:10 | AVO | G45 | KIN2 | AVO1 - Erina High School 1 |
Please be at Erina High field 1 by 2:40pm.
Coach Bex Retire's after only One Game
As controversial training and motivational methods were discovered by the club and for fear of future training and games, post-match the team unanimously voted for Coach Bex to stand down.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Relics’ Crush Cavemen
The Kincumber Relics’ have finally scored some goals to record a decisive 4-0 win over the Gosford Cavemen in the match of the day at Frost Reserve. In front of a highly vocal crowd the Relics’ combined attacking brilliance with steadfast defence to send the visitors home battered, bruised and beaten. It was especially satisfying for the boys in maroon and baby poo yellow after the Cavemen had ‘got away with one’ in their last encounter. The Relics’ now have the Avoca Gumbies in their ‘cross-hairs’ looking for revenge after a dismal second half display in their last match.
The Relics’ took to the field with a spring in their step, clearly buoyed by the opportunity to play under master coach Bex for the first time. Bex’s leadership was inspirational. He led from the front and came up with a team line-up that was able to execute with swiss-watch precision. Sadly, Bex’s coaching career has ended as quickly as it came, announcing his retirement post match. All eyes will again be on Crowch next week!
With star players all over the field several dominated. Statue stunned the vocal and partisan crowd the several ‘runs’, squashing rumours that he had lost the capacity to move. Darchinyan, obviously clean winded after clearing his throat, looked menacing every time he touched the ball. Howler with wolf-like tenacity launched run after run only to be denied glory with some pitiful shots on goal. Banker, too, looked the goods on many occasions until it came to the actual shot. The Wyong Whizz again had a strong game and like the ‘Hayne plane’ no look pass, the Whiz has taken the fake shot-pass to a new level. Dallas who is having ‘roid problems on several levels had an anxious start to the game when it was revealed that Tolly had swapped his Agarol with his Dencorub. This accounts for Dallas’ red face (and red arse) and burning desire to chase the ball like a retriever. The Hat in a comeback after injury looked solid. Shadow looked very comfortable at sweeper while Bung showed glimpses of the form that won him the o/45s player of the year in 1983. Smokey, who kept a clean sheet over the weekend, actually had an opportunity to complete the SMH cryptic crossword in goals such was the strength of the Relics’ defence.
Overall it was a very pleasing performance.
On a disappointing note the Budgie Smugglers forfeited their match against the Kincumber Superstars. The Smugglers have a long roster of players and it is disappointing that one of the competition frontrunners couldn’t find it past their own arrogance to field a team. Week as wee water!
Bex
The Relics’ took to the field with a spring in their step, clearly buoyed by the opportunity to play under master coach Bex for the first time. Bex’s leadership was inspirational. He led from the front and came up with a team line-up that was able to execute with swiss-watch precision. Sadly, Bex’s coaching career has ended as quickly as it came, announcing his retirement post match. All eyes will again be on Crowch next week!
With star players all over the field several dominated. Statue stunned the vocal and partisan crowd the several ‘runs’, squashing rumours that he had lost the capacity to move. Darchinyan, obviously clean winded after clearing his throat, looked menacing every time he touched the ball. Howler with wolf-like tenacity launched run after run only to be denied glory with some pitiful shots on goal. Banker, too, looked the goods on many occasions until it came to the actual shot. The Wyong Whizz again had a strong game and like the ‘Hayne plane’ no look pass, the Whiz has taken the fake shot-pass to a new level. Dallas who is having ‘roid problems on several levels had an anxious start to the game when it was revealed that Tolly had swapped his Agarol with his Dencorub. This accounts for Dallas’ red face (and red arse) and burning desire to chase the ball like a retriever. The Hat in a comeback after injury looked solid. Shadow looked very comfortable at sweeper while Bung showed glimpses of the form that won him the o/45s player of the year in 1983. Smokey, who kept a clean sheet over the weekend, actually had an opportunity to complete the SMH cryptic crossword in goals such was the strength of the Relics’ defence.
Overall it was a very pleasing performance.
On a disappointing note the Budgie Smugglers forfeited their match against the Kincumber Superstars. The Smugglers have a long roster of players and it is disappointing that one of the competition frontrunners couldn’t find it past their own arrogance to field a team. Week as wee water!
Bex
Sunday, August 8, 2010
We are on a comeback.
Bring on Avoca!
4 nil win, could have been more had some players been wearing their good shoes.
Goals Greg, Vic, Dave & Ian.
Coach's 3 points go to Statue.
4 nil win, could have been more had some players been wearing their good shoes.
Goals Greg, Vic, Dave & Ian.
Coach's 3 points go to Statue.
News Flash
Budgie smugglers have forfeited their match today against the Kin 45A1's
In yesterdays stoush with Budgewoi, Gosford had one player taken away in an ambulance and another player badly tore a hamstring.
I am sure we are still in for a hum ding game
Meanwhile rumours abound about the Budgie smugglers, are the feathers flying as their side implodes?
In yesterdays stoush with Budgewoi, Gosford had one player taken away in an ambulance and another player badly tore a hamstring.
I am sure we are still in for a hum ding game
Meanwhile rumours abound about the Budgie smugglers, are the feathers flying as their side implodes?
Nil all Bore Fails to Enthuse Crowd
The Relics’ have failed to enliven a hearty crowd at Frost yesterday with a nil all draw against the Doyalson Wolves. The Wolves sit in fourth position and on yesterday’s performance will struggle big time in the semis if they make it.
Crouch will be hoping for a more enthusiastic performance from his beleaguered Relics against the Cavemen in today’s blockbuster. The match begins at 2.45 and will be the main Sunday feature at Frost. The Hat also disappointed with the performance yesterday has assured Relics supporters that the match against the Cavemen will be a ‘goal feast’. Hopefully he was referring to the Relics and not their foe!
The Relics’ failure to finish was again the main problem against the Wolves. So desperate were the Relics in attack that Banker and Wreckin’ Ball were both moved forward in a vain attempt to score goals. Unfortunately the move backfired with both men looking out of their depth. Hopefully their defensive skills have not been tarnished by their forays into the attacking zone. It is clear that Crowch needs to do something to fire up the forward line – maybe he needs to heed the advice he was given by the great Sir Alec Ferguson!!
To be fair several Relics were carrying illness/injury into the match:
Darchinyan was complaining he was short-winded as he had “a bit of Flem caught in his throat” [actual quote - ask Darchinyan]
Howler caught a bout of ‘kennel cough’ from one of the opposition wolves prior to the match.
Whiz was strapped up like ‘Paleface Adious’ and resembled a broken down trotter as he hobbled his way around the field (and somehow still got the 3 points) much to the delight of his supporters from Wyong.
Statue was still carrying a fat lip from the match against the Superstars.
Shadow is still recovering from his cosmetic surgery.
Dallas’ ‘roids were still giving him some problems (haemorrhoids not steroids).
Despite the tame draw several Relics looked sharp. The athletic Smokey got airborne to deny the Wolves a goal in their only shot on goal. Wild Thing, always the innovator, used the surprise tactic of a midfield bomb late in the match in an attempt to break the deadlock. The Toe was ‘johnny on the spot’ on numerous occasions to quell the Wolves’ attack and Bung looking spritely as he turned defence into attack.
Hopefully this correspondent will have some goals to talk about from today’s match!
Post Script: In details just to hand the Tossils have firmed dramatically in competition betting after savaging the Superstars (2-0) and the Cavemen spanked the Smugglers 6-0 at Budgewoi! It is understood that both Tossil goals came after defensive errors from Diamond Reid. There are rumours that Diamond is on the outer with his team which explains his presence at the Relics’ match yesterday. Is he trying to sure up a gig for 2011? He will be disappointed!
Bex
Crouch will be hoping for a more enthusiastic performance from his beleaguered Relics against the Cavemen in today’s blockbuster. The match begins at 2.45 and will be the main Sunday feature at Frost. The Hat also disappointed with the performance yesterday has assured Relics supporters that the match against the Cavemen will be a ‘goal feast’. Hopefully he was referring to the Relics and not their foe!
The Relics’ failure to finish was again the main problem against the Wolves. So desperate were the Relics in attack that Banker and Wreckin’ Ball were both moved forward in a vain attempt to score goals. Unfortunately the move backfired with both men looking out of their depth. Hopefully their defensive skills have not been tarnished by their forays into the attacking zone. It is clear that Crowch needs to do something to fire up the forward line – maybe he needs to heed the advice he was given by the great Sir Alec Ferguson!!
To be fair several Relics were carrying illness/injury into the match:
Darchinyan was complaining he was short-winded as he had “a bit of Flem caught in his throat” [actual quote - ask Darchinyan]
Howler caught a bout of ‘kennel cough’ from one of the opposition wolves prior to the match.
Whiz was strapped up like ‘Paleface Adious’ and resembled a broken down trotter as he hobbled his way around the field (and somehow still got the 3 points) much to the delight of his supporters from Wyong.
Statue was still carrying a fat lip from the match against the Superstars.
Shadow is still recovering from his cosmetic surgery.
Dallas’ ‘roids were still giving him some problems (haemorrhoids not steroids).
Despite the tame draw several Relics looked sharp. The athletic Smokey got airborne to deny the Wolves a goal in their only shot on goal. Wild Thing, always the innovator, used the surprise tactic of a midfield bomb late in the match in an attempt to break the deadlock. The Toe was ‘johnny on the spot’ on numerous occasions to quell the Wolves’ attack and Bung looking spritely as he turned defence into attack.
Hopefully this correspondent will have some goals to talk about from today’s match!
Post Script: In details just to hand the Tossils have firmed dramatically in competition betting after savaging the Superstars (2-0) and the Cavemen spanked the Smugglers 6-0 at Budgewoi! It is understood that both Tossil goals came after defensive errors from Diamond Reid. There are rumours that Diamond is on the outer with his team which explains his presence at the Relics’ match yesterday. Is he trying to sure up a gig for 2011? He will be disappointed!
Bex
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Attn: Wives of the Relics
Ladies, I'm sure your all aware of and support the end of season trip in November but why should they have all the fun? We've been there week after week showing our true love and dedication. Don't we deserve a little fun? Who's in for a ladies end of season event? Perhaps a civilised lunch, a shopping trip, and/or night in town???? Anyone interested let me know by email: sharon.towler@bigpond.com.au
Guys please be nice and pass this on to your supportive and caring wives and for some extra brownie points open your wallet up and support our little event...
Shazza.
Are we coming back?
Coach's 3 points goes to Ian.
(Crow'ch has requested the tally of points to be removed from the Blog and he will not reveal the 2 and 1 points winners, so as to keep the coach's player award a surprise)
Friday, August 6, 2010
Darchinyan Gone Missing
Vic, where are you????
Sat:
Keeper : Tony
RB : Dave C
LB : Grant
Sweeper : Dave G
Stopper : Rob
RM : Shadow
LM : Greg
CM : Ian, Wheats
Strikers : Vic, Tolly
Bench : Peter, Phil ( submid), Max, Brian ( Subback ), Statue ( SubS )
Out: Flemo
Sunday:
Keeper: Tony
RB: Statue
LB: Brian
Sweeper: Shadow
Stopper : Max
RM: Greg
LM: Flemo ( ?)
CM: Ian , Phil.
AM: Dave Gray
Striker: Vic
Bench: Peter, Wheats, Dave C, Grant, Tolly
Out: Rob.
Sat:
Keeper : Tony
RB : Dave C
LB : Grant
Sweeper : Dave G
Stopper : Rob
RM : Shadow
LM : Greg
CM : Ian, Wheats
Strikers : Vic, Tolly
Bench : Peter, Phil ( submid), Max, Brian ( Subback ), Statue ( SubS )
Out: Flemo
Sunday:
Keeper: Tony
RB: Statue
LB: Brian
Sweeper: Shadow
Stopper : Max
RM: Greg
LM: Flemo ( ?)
CM: Ian , Phil.
AM: Dave Gray
Striker: Vic
Bench: Peter, Wheats, Dave C, Grant, Tolly
Out: Rob.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Training - Indoor
Due to continueing bad weather, training this week is at the indoor court ( Peninsular Leisure Centre ) Thursday 6 to 7. Sorry if you can,t make this time, it is the only time I could get.
This weekend (18) & (9 take 2)
Saturday
Day | Date | Time | Home | Grade | Away | Gound |
Saturday | 7-Aug | 12:00 | KDS | G45 | KIN1 | JUB1 - Jubilee Oval 1 |
Saturday | 7-Aug | 13:15 | BUD | G45 | GOS | BUD1 - Budgewoi FC 1 |
Saturday | 7-Aug | 14:45 | KIN2 | G45 | DOY | KIN1 - Frost Reserve 1 |
Saturday | 7-Aug | 15:00 | AVO | G45 | BER | AVO1 - Erina High School 1 |
Please be at Frost field 1 by 2:15pm.
Sunday
Day | Date | Time | Home | Grade | Away | Gound |
Sunday | 8-Aug | 13:00 | KIN1 | G45 | BUD | KIN1 - Frost Reserve 1 |
Sunday | 8-Aug | 14:00 | BER | G45 | KDS | BERK2 - Kurraba Oval 2 |
Sunday | 8-Aug | 14:30 | DOY | G45 | AVO | DOY2 - Doyalson RSL 2 |
Sunday | 8-Aug | 14:45 | GOS | G45 | KIN2 | KIN1 - Frost Reserve 1 |
Please be at Frost field 1 by 2:15pm.
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