Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Man U search for new manager

Man U are on the lookout for a new manager following the shock resignation of Sir Alex Ferguson.

It is understood that Sir Alex has nominated Bex from the Kincumber Relics as his 'heir apparent'. In a press release Sir Alex said "look at Bex's record - 100% winner!" Whilst Bex was not taking phone calls today it is understood that he will reject the $30m contract electing to stay with Relics until they win a premiership!

Craig Foster
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 10, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    Now your talking motivation, yeah!!.

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  2. Mickledinho9August 10, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    Now that is as fake as your implants Posh and just as improbable as Becks 'outing' himself

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