Sulo Follows in Blatter's Footsteps

In a move already rocking the football world Bin Sulo has refused to release the reins on the Relics conglomerate after previously giving every indication he would do so.
This of course follows in a similar move made by Seth Blatter to relinquish his hold on FIFA.
Asked to comment Blatter simply stated that like himself, Sulo had taken world football in a new direction and he fully approved of Sulo's decision.
Matters came to a head at the Relics annual conference where Sulo failed to chair a meeting of existing delegates and step down from his leadership role as he had previously led Relics delegates and members to expect.
The Toe, himself a distinguished Relics delegate, held a meeting in Sulo's absence with a vote to usher in new leadership in the form of delegate Shadow. Members attending that meeting also voted Sulo into the position of beer bitch.
The validity of that meeting appears to have failed with only a small number of Relics delegates in attendance.
Some of the remaining delegates who failed to attend, said meeting, when interviewed shook their heads at Sulo's decision with feigned dismay after being seen leaving Sulo's presence with pockets stuffed with cash.
One surprise absence from the conference was founding Relics delegate Hat. Hat has previously been a major player in heading his conservative faction (I hope that's right or I'm gonna cop it) and bringing a new leader to the fore when the Relics conglomerate needed a change in direction.
One can only speculate on Hat's perspective and the position he will take in this matter.
Previously, Hat, who could be considered somewhat conservative in terms of the Relics traditions and philosophy has been virulent in attacks on those that have brought these business models into question (not sure if that makes sense).
Meanwhile the Relics machine marches on towards 2015 with hopes of expansion but still looking to consolidate their core business.
Football fans across the world will now have to wait until March 2015 when registered delegates will again attempt to meet and vote on positions for the Relics.