RELICS CRASH BACK TO EARTH‏

What a difference a week can make, just when we thought POSH had gone to Gosford and freed up another place on the Relics roster for someone that CAN play, the deal fell through leaving the Relics stuck with a liability that may haunt them for the rest of the year. Meanwhile the Relics other major liability HEAD, displayed the form that he had been signed for with a man AFTER the match performance drinking effort to put to bed any talk he will be leaving the team in the near future.


With a team roster bordering on the ridiculous the Relics entered todays bout with the Woy Woy Wankers as distinct favourites, Super coach WAZ, taking the diplomatic approach to the team selection stood himself down to avoid dissent amongst the minnions, remembering only AFTER the game that he is unavailable for next weeks game and should have played today.


Coaching from the sideline WAZ  & ASS caused absolute confusion amongst the RELICS ranks as they both called conflicting instructions to their willing disciples, unfortunately the result was GOALA  Woy Woy. A neat header from #11, gave BELLA no chance & once again the Relics were behind the 8 ball.


It didn't take long for the Relics to respond and once again that MAN MIKLDILDO stepped up to the plate slamming home one of the best strikes seen since WAZ planted THAT goal against Berkley Vale all those years ago. Just when the Relics supporters were feeling good about themselves the Woy Woy Wankers responded immediately with another un contested header this time from Kenny Rogers on loan from the ARKANSAS CHUGGERBUGS. 


FUCKOFF woy woy was all IDA could stammer in between beers 5 & 6 as the Wankers finished the half slightly on top of the Relics, going in to half time the bench had bets the  Relics would either turn it all around, or IDA WOULD FALL OVER.


Second half and SMOKEY must have wished he was ET & could have have called HOME!! and been whisked off the planet as he gifted the WANKERS with their  third goal, never mind Tony at least you out lasted Howler on the pitch for the 3rd game in a row, those penis warmers u use for knee guards really work!!!


FUCKOFF was the phrase of the day as this time the WANKERS supporters gave it to the ref after he gave the RELICS a spot kick when DILDO was bought down inside the box. WHEATS always on the sniff for a cheap goal stepped up but fortunately sanity prevailed and the guy who used to look like JAGGER but now looks like Keith Richard, the DILDO, took control and realising he had nothing better to do with his life than play geriatric soccer, duly slotted the penalty.


The Relics never gave up & the WANKERS just kept coming, another premier league save from super buy BELLA kept the scores at 3-2 till fulltime, and the Relics wandered off knowing they could probably take this mob next time.


Beer bitch SMOKEY was some what mystified after the game that so few RELICS stood up & played the more important game of drinking the eskies dry, whilst certain players excel on the field another crop run the off field show, ably led by IDA, HEAD, HAT, BALL, DILDO ,AXE & some other drunks the RELICS end of season  trip is in good hands.


HOWLER AGAIN