Sunday, April 25, 2010

NO ONE TOUCHES MY ESKY.....


In a quickly convened press conference Coach Roy blatantly refutes any third party payments including cash, clothing or drinks in kind. The threat of stripping competition points for the 2010 season, the inability of accruing any further points and the running of 2 books he says is just to deflect attention from the disappointing loss suffered in yesterday’s game against Doyalson and the pain that will be inflicted by their coach at their next training session.

He went on to say that any allegations that might lead to the tainting of his good name would be met head on in the courts.

During the meeting held at the Kincumber Hotel after the RelicsAllstars win against the Tossils club official Jim Davies assured Coach Roy that this storm in a teacup will just blow over.


4 comments:

  1. RelicsAllstars????? WTF Roy? No imagination? Get your own name. The Relics are the Relics and I am missing being able to call myself a Relic as well but no way I would wanna call 35b's Relicsjunior..

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  2. I have to agree with Mickledinho, we should be identified with different names.

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  3. Maybe they should call themselves the Allsorts...nah,Allpieces nah....Allspicegirls(sorry Posh)....nah,I got it..How about the ALLTARTS...Get it,its an acronym!

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  4. Well, Well, Well, there is division amongst thoughts, a few more Relics might need to hover around the esky next Wednesday evening.

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Are we doing this again???