Kincumber All Stars Lose Points - Salary Cap Breach

In a day of Central Coast Football sensation and high drama the Kincumber All Stars have been stripped of all competition points for the 2010 season and will be unable to accrue any further points. At 9.00am this morning Central Coast Football spokesman Barry Nettheim told a waiting media scrum outside his Erina office that the All Stars had systematically rorted the o/45 salary cap regulations. He said, "how could a team with so much player talent pretend for one second that they are under the cap!" He added "this is no storm in a teacup"

Kincumber Football Club official Jim Davies is currently considering his position as it was also revealed that he, in conjunction with All Stars manager Roy O'Hara, were keeping two sets of books. Former Relic Roy assembled the All Stars this year and it is believed that inducements were offered to all players, apart from Diamond Reid, in order to secure their services. It is believed that Diamond Reid was not on Roy's talent hitlist.

The second book revealed that some players are able to draw cans of beer from the team esky at no cost, while the more elite players in the team roster were offered free team kit from the club's lost property box.

Investigations continue...