Midfield shooting woes continue

Once again the Relics midfielders have been exposed as shooting imposters after 2 of the worst efforts on goal by ex-champion MickleDildo and gameday Capt. Steady Ian lead to mirth, merriment and much slagging from teammates, opposition and spectators and flawed what was an otherwise great team effort.
First up was the plastic pleasure machines over ambitious effort to volley from 40 yards which ended up not only over the sideline but 1 km away in the maternity ward of nearby Wyong hospital.
Not to be outdone Capt. Steady reckoned a 30 yard freekick would be a doddle for the best tosser onfield. With a leisurly run up 'Ian' proceeded to toe poke the ball 20 yards high, wide and not so handsomely to end up utterly destroying a beautiful nasturtium and petunia flower bed in a backyard 6 houses back.

Coach Philby has instructed the Dildo to buy a new pair of boots. He believes that Dildos designer style are not really suitable for the heavy field encountered.

Said coach also told Steady that if he did not bring his calipers next time that he would not be taking the field at any time.

Fortunately there was no video available to save the pathetic attempts for posterity, however film evidence has been produced showing Steady and Dildo in private practice to improve their skills. As shown they are obviously doing something fundamentally wrong. Dildo, first off the mark may have let himself down by adopting the 'Towler' run up method which is guaranteed to fail. Steady Ian was totally aghast at Dildos attempt and proceeded to rant " what the fk was that?"  " get this inta ya fkwit"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02kz9s0Tfn4 

Needless to say the Relics are all releived to see new midfield recruit 'Geogeous' George Jambo will return to the fray for the next round