Having played a double header a few weeks ago and winning both, the relics were on a bit of a roll and thinking semi finals again.
Fast forward to the next two weekends and the relics haven't won another game and the semis are just a distant dream.
What the hell happened? obviously not much! who do you blame ? Philby? I don't think so, Ida ? not likely, Howler ? no he's to good looking, well WHO ???
The Relics are an ageing roster with players who cannot compete with the new, younger teams coming into the competition. Sorry boys but that is the facts. Not only THAT but we don't have enough POMMIES in our team like Terrigal & Berkeley. Players that can whinge like fuckwits but can also play a little bit as well.
What about a C comp ? ....... I am grasping at straws now, I know.
Look, no one knows how to to fine tune the relics. That's why we've gone thru more coaches than beer bitches in the last 4 years............ hold on, why don't we put the beer bitch in charge of the team Instead of a coach? BRILLIANT !!!! and while we're at it make BELLA captain !............. Now I'm really grasping at straws! FUCK what do we do ?
LAWN BOWLS !!! Well that's my answer. If anyone else has a better idea please feel free to pass it on to coach Philby I'm sure he will be pleased to hear from you. Otherwise I'll see you at Avoca Beach Bowling Club.
Howler.
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