Leadership Crisis in the Relics

A leadership spill is expected at training next Wednesday as a number of players vie for the Captain’s job in 2012. Disunity is rife in the Relics camp. It is understood, that in a secret meeting at the Empire Bay Tavern several weeks ago several relics got into the coach Waz’s ear demanding the leadership. It is rumoured Waz prefers a “leadership team”. Whilst details are sketchy it is likely that the following candidates will put themselves forward; Howler, Ball, Wild Thing, Hat and new boy Head. It is also understood that Dallas may be a surprise nomination!

Hat remains firm favourite.

Coach Waz is expected to ruled himself out as he has not been able to secure a vote from any player including himself.

After a week of frantic phone calls and damaging cat calling it is understood the voting pattern next week will go as follows:

Howler, Ashley & Jacki

Thing, Hat, Dallas & Ida

Crowy, Vic, Dildo, Toe, Blackbeard & Rosanna

Ball, Ida & John Doe



Head, Tolly, Banker, Ida & Smokey




Robbie Deans, Becks & Shadow

Waz is yet to show his hand. By the way Where's Waz.

Can't wait for the show down on Wednesday!