Sunday, February 26, 2012

Leadership Crisis in the Relics

A leadership spill is expected at training next Wednesday as a number of players vie for the Captain’s job in 2012. Disunity is rife in the Relics camp. It is understood, that in a secret meeting at the Empire Bay Tavern several weeks ago several relics got into the coach Waz’s ear demanding the leadership. It is rumoured Waz prefers a “leadership team”. Whilst details are sketchy it is likely that the following candidates will put themselves forward; Howler, Ball, Wild Thing, Hat and new boy Head. It is also understood that Dallas may be a surprise nomination!








Hat remains firm favourite.


Coach Waz is expected to ruled himself out as he has not been able to secure a vote from any player including himself.


After a week of frantic phone calls and damaging cat calling it is understood the voting pattern next week will go as follows:




Howler, Ashley & Jacki






Thing, Hat, Dallas & Ida





Crowy, Vic, Dildo, Toe, Blackbeard & Rosanna






Ball, Ida & John Doe



Head, Tolly, Banker, Ida & Smokey




Robbie Deans, Becks & Shadow




Waz is yet to show his hand. By the way Where's Waz.






Can't wait for the show down on Wednesday!

1 comment:

  1. I can categorically deny (political speak for its true) that I will not be seeking captaincy. Having done it for two years, it's much akin to herding 15 drunken 3 legged cats with hearing impairments. God help the new fella.

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