A leadership spill is expected at training next Wednesday as a number of players vie for the Captain’s job in 2012. Disunity is rife in the Relics camp. It is understood, that in a secret meeting at the Empire Bay Tavern several weeks ago several relics got into the coach Waz’s ear demanding the leadership. It is rumoured Waz prefers a “leadership team”. Whilst details are sketchy it is likely that the following candidates will put themselves forward; Howler, Ball, Wild Thing, Hat and new boy Head. It is also understood that Dallas may be a surprise nomination!
Hat remains firm favourite.
Coach Waz is expected to ruled himself out as he has not been able to secure a vote from any player including himself.
After a week of frantic phone calls and damaging cat calling it is understood the voting pattern next week will go as follows:
Howler, Ashley & Jacki
Thing, Hat, Dallas & Ida
Crowy, Vic, Dildo, Toe, Blackbeard & Rosanna
Ball, Ida & John Doe
Head, Tolly, Banker, Ida & Smokey
Robbie Deans, Becks & Shadow
Waz is yet to show his hand. By the way Where's Waz.
Can't wait for the show down on Wednesday!
I can categorically deny (political speak for its true) that I will not be seeking captaincy. Having done it for two years, it's much akin to herding 15 drunken 3 legged cats with hearing impairments. God help the new fella.
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