Believe it or not... A man of his word

You may pick on his football skills or his dress style or even the way he seems to get too close when marking a player.

But when the Relics got rostered for canteen duty this Saturday, only one man stood up and actually turned up.

Yes, have a good look at who's got your back covered.

A passer by (unmovable annoying little girl with skipping rope) reported that when she asked, why? while wiping the sweat from his forehead Becks said.. "After reading Wheats email regarding teams not turning up for canteen duty, I rightfully questioned my team mates dedication.
Its hard yakka but I will not let the Relic name get tarnished and when I tell my manager I'm available, well...  he can count on me.
All Relics can relax as the team's responsibility to the club has been honoured and fear not for I had the lunch time crowd under control.
Crow'ch will no doubt take note of effort, when considering future line ups".

PS. Don't tell the club they are a red frog and couple of steaks short.