Nah. Vic's mistaken. My bathroom is equipped with several restraint harness, some vibrating equipment and several attractive naked ladies. Plus my taste is too refined to have a plastic shower curtain. UGGHH!! Must Be the Crows!!
Yes it is my bathroom, but Tolly didn't do the electrics, I did. Flemo,what's wrong with plastic shower curtains? they match my black and white checkered lino.
Flemo has plastic shower curtain dreams.... Unseen behind him, the bathroom door opens. A figure approaches and pulls back the plastic shower curtain. It is the shadowy figure of an old woman wielding a large kitchen knife. Flemo screams. The blade lifts high into the air, and then strikes, and strikes again, and again. Flemo cannot escape the slicing blows of the knife. EEH-EEH-EEH-EEH...
1. you cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue. 2. all idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. and discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. ur smiling now coz ur an idiot. 5. u will soon send this on to another idiot so ur not alone. 6. theres still a grin on ur face. I apologise coz im an idiot too. ........ i just needed the company!
Just kidding I'm sure you're a good plumber and its not my bathroom its Flemós.
ReplyDeleteNah. Vic's mistaken. My bathroom is equipped with several restraint harness, some vibrating equipment and several attractive naked ladies. Plus my taste is too refined to have a plastic shower curtain. UGGHH!! Must Be the Crows!!
ReplyDeleteYes it is my bathroom, but Tolly didn't do the electrics, I did. Flemo,what's wrong with plastic shower curtains? they match my black and white checkered lino.
ReplyDeleteFlemo has plastic shower curtain dreams....
ReplyDeleteUnseen behind him, the bathroom door opens. A figure approaches and pulls back the plastic shower curtain. It is the shadowy figure of an old woman wielding a large kitchen knife. Flemo screams. The blade lifts high into the air, and then strikes, and strikes again, and again. Flemo cannot escape the slicing blows of the knife.
EEH-EEH-EEH-EEH...
Your all idiots with far too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeleteSix truths of life:
ReplyDelete1. you cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue. 2. all idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. and discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. ur smiling now coz ur an idiot. 5. u will soon send this on to another idiot so ur not alone. 6. theres still a grin on ur face. I apologise coz im an idiot too. ........ i just needed the company!