In typical Relics style , the team elected 3 new managers at their Sunday run, by their trusty system of "if your not here, then your it" !! Almost everybody turned up for the Sunday training (including our esteemed coach Wiz), except one body, the triple talented multiple personality Posh/ Becks/ Dave C.
As we didn't quite know which of them would be the best manager, we unanimously elected all 3 to be Relics Manager for 2012 !!
Here they are:
1) Posh- Simpering ineffectual footballer but popular at post game showers,
2) Becks the Gruff, would be Footballer, always threatening but not quite delivering (on and off field)
3) Dave C, Consummate wordsmith and allround good guy. )
* Posh/ Becks/ Dave - Please phone Flemo for a list of your new duties, player details, esky list, ground and first aid requirements, paperwork, meetings to attend, equipment specifications, training schedules, shirt size and payment details etc etc
multi faceted, multi faced, multi sexual...
ReplyDeletei never knew the 'C' stood for consumate i always thought it was C....
i am sure DAPOSBEC will handle the duties involved with aplomb.
he will be able to delegate amongst his many personalities.
BTW Capt Hat you forgot match reports