Sex Scandal Rocks Relics

A yet to be named Relic is today embroiled in a sex scandal relating to an after match incident involving himself and a group of models.

According to a reliable source the incident took place as the Relic in question stumbled into the models’ private party as he made his way home following a wild night of drinking at an undisclosed venue in Watanobbie. Whilst details are sketchy at this stage, it is understood that the Relic was set upon by the group of young fashion models unable to resist the sheer animal magnetism being exuded by the balding football veteran. There are fears that other Relics may be targeted by similar groups of young women. Inquiries into the matter continue…

The after match scandal certainly provided some gloss to what was a dismal day for the Relics who met and lost 6-0 to Budgewoi at home. The score line actually flattered the Relics as MM pulled off some remarkable saves, particularly late in the match.

Budgewoi dominated all aspects of the game and have certainly stamped themselves as competition favourites. The Relics to their credit, however, kept the rampaging Budgewoi outfit scoreless for the middle third of the match. Three of the goals came late in the match as the weary Relics faded noticeably.

Apart from MM, The Banker and The Silver Brumby had strong games. Up front The Axe ran hard all day with Mickledinho and Downhill toiling earnestly in the middle. All players tried their best and no doubt felt sore on Sunday morning having put another 20 to 30kms into their aging legs.

In post match festivities Shadow handled the chips and pretzels like a champion, Coach Vic smelt like Statue and no one could doubt The Crows effort with the tongs. Thanks Shadow for hosting the Relics!

With the Relics losing their second match in succession Coach Vic must once again go back to the drawing board to find that winning formula.

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