This weekend Round 2 Game 4.

Day	Date	Time	Home	Grade	Away	Gound
Saturday	16-July		TER	B	BYE
Saturday	16-July	13:00	KIN B	B	GOS	Frost Reserve 3
Saturday	16-July	13:00	AVO A	A	KDS	Edsaac Oval North 3
Saturday	16-July	14:45	AVO B	B	BER	Chittaway Oval
Saturday	16-July	14:45	KIN A	A	WOY	Frost Reserve 3
Saturday	16-July	15:15	BUD	A	DOY	Budgewoi FC 1

Kick off is at 1pm on field 3, however we have canteen duty from 10:00 to 12:00 so if you can help out please come early, the more we get the easier.


Ps. Lets not hide from the customers this time.

Latest Results

Round	Date	Home Club	Team	Goals	Away Club	Team	Goals	Division		Ground
3	9th Jul '11	Terrigal	M45B	0	Avoca	M45B	4	B		Frost Reserve 3
3	9th Jul '11	Berkeley Vale	M45B	3	Gosford	M45B	2	B		Chittaway Oval
3	9th Jul '11	Kincumber	M45A	3	Avoca	M45A	0	A		Frost Reserve 3

M45 Division B Table

Team	Played	Won	Drawn	Lost	GF	GA	Points
Gosford B	2	1	0	1	7	3	3
Avoca B	1	1	0	0	4	0	3
Kincumber B	1	1	0	0	3	1	3
Berkeley Vale B	2	1	0	1	4	5	3
Terrigal B	2	0	0	2	0	9	0

Party for Shadow- What a year was 1951 !

Hi All.

Just a reminder that we are having a team party to congratulate Steve (Shadow) Harvey on his impending 60th birthday party. Plan is finish at Frost next Saturday at 2.30, have a couple of drinks and then back to my place for a late lunch sausage sizzle. Meat, Bread, Coleslaw provided. We'll advise during the week whether BYO or club Esky. Wives are cordially invited and children if needed. It will be an early finish say prior to 8 pm and some of Steve's other old Kincumber team mates will be joining us.

What about 1951?

Lets put Shadow still playing into perspective:

• He is the only one of us to have ever lived under a British King.


• Famous Australians born the same year include Evonne Goolagong, Alexander Downer, Geoffrey Rush and Doug Mulray. They all look way,way older than Shadow.


• Steve is old enough to remember the first Sydney TV broadcast (if he'd been here).


• In 1951 Hank Williams and Frankie Lane were topping the charts, Humphry Bogart won his only Oscar for "the African Queen" and the first Chiko rolls were sold at Wagga Wagga.


• Besides Shadow, one other superstar footballer was born, Kevin Keegan, but he retired in 1984, the wimp!

Hey Mick try this web site

http://www.lajollasurf.org/images/ausanim.gif

Training- Finally

Hi Guys. Pete and Vic at work but me at home.

We will have a run tomorrow (sat 9th) at 11.30 on field 3. We will have to put nets up for the following game.

See you all then.

What have we been up to during our time off?

Statue?
Men are "drama queens" when it comes to football, say sports scientists, who claim it actually takes them 30 seconds longer than women to get up after they have been fouled because they are looking for attention.

Lazy Becks
'too Posh to push' - has reportedly booked the date of her fourth Caesarean section for the Fourth of July, the MailOnline reports.

minivan that entered a closed construction zone in Manhattan was accidentally hit and flipped over by the wrecking ball as onlookers watch in horror and ran for cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3-ZE4sb3M

It is difficult to tell what creature the howler mutated from, due to the severeness of the mutations.
http://metro2033.wikia.com/wiki/Howler

The Whiz - like the P-Mate, only reusable. the Whiz, being a disposable paper-based device is reusable and made of an elastomer thermoplastic that is flexible and soft. This makes it great for women who travel, especially in the third world where squat toilets can be a problem. http://www.gizmag.com/go/4637/

Darchinyan said he was getting far more recognition in Cebu City than in his adopted home of Sydney.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport/darchinyan-made-to-feel-at-home-in-cebu-city/2008/02/01/1201801039808.html?s_cid=rss_sport

WTF?
Peter Crowch was arrested he took a short cut trying to get into Wembley Stadium.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-cup/news/2010/06/15/crouchie-in-arrest-woe-at-wembley-115875-22334144/

Call me.....Smokey the Fire Dog

It's burn season on the Prairie and I was right in the thick of things. Me, fire, drip torches and 4 wheelers...baby, I was in dog heaven!
http://anselcci.blogspot.com/2011/04/call-mesmokey-fire-dog.html

BANKER caught ogling pictures of Miranda Kerr.....
However, after Miss Kerr, an Australian supermodel, lent her support to a 'Save Dave' petition doing the rounds, he has clung on to his job. TSK TSK

Dont ask me about the next one.

Extenze Girl can turn you into a WILD THING

Don't live vicariously through your friend's tales of romantic adventures. This is the right time to fulfill all the lusting of your guy.

http://knol.google.com/k/anonymous/extenze-girl-can-transform-you-into-a/19jxm57o93cot/14#

and it gets worse....

I combined Black Beard Lube (?????) with my wet, solid soap and got an amazingly smooth shave on my face. Six hours later, my neck, chin and around my mouth are baby butt smooth. I also was pleased with using the beard lube for a head shave lubricant .
http://www.brotherhoodofbaldpeople.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=26492
Honestly some of the things we will put our names to.

Well thats it for now. Scoop the dupe will be back for more titillating tales from the world wide web at another time

Latest Results

Round	Date	Home Club	Team	Goals	Away Club	Team	Goals	Division		Ground
3	2nd Jul '11	Budgewoi	M45A	1	Woy Woy	M45A	0	A		Budgewoi FC 2
3	2nd Jul '11	Doyalson	M45A	0	Killarney	M45A	3	A		Doyalson RSL 2

Bored Bored Bored

Bored bored bored bored bored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjGRBFd7mQ

Bugger

..well Frost is anyway.

This weekend Round 2 Game 3.

Day	Date	Time	Home	Grade	Away	Gound
Saturday	2-July	11:15	KIN B	B	BYE	Ground Closed
Saturday	2-July	13:00	TER	B	AVO B	Ground Closed
Saturday	2-July	13:00	DOY	A	KDS	Doyalson RSL 2
Saturday	2-July	13:15	BUD	A	WOY	Budgewoi FC 2
Saturday	2-July	14:45	BER	B	GOS	Ground Closed
Saturday	2-July	14:45	KIN A	A	AVO A	Ground Closed

We have booked Frost field 3 for a run this Saturday stating at 11:15 and finishing 1pm that's when Terrigal 45s play Avoca for our entertainment while we relax with BB's cold refreshments.

I Give Up

System *****d can not post comments, this is it I give up

Rock Solid Defence Seals Relic Victory

On the back of granite-like defence The Kincumber Relics have recorded a solid win over the Berkeley Vale Rustics. The Relics went into the match on the Rustics dung heap, underdogs and needing a win to get their season back on track. The 3-1 score-line was exactly what was called for.

Both Captain Hat and Coach Old Crow were ecstatic post match believing that their merry band of aged warriors have what it takes to become the inaugural Central Coast O/45 B Division Champions.

From the opening whistle the Relics imposed themselves on their opposition. Statue at right back showed all of his rear guard expertise thwarting numerous forward thrusts from the opposition. His combination with his fellow backs in this early period set the tone for the match. The Rustics were rattled. To a man they were thinking how they could possibly penetrate the Relics back three.

The Relics went to a 1-0 lead at the 15 minute mark when the terrier-like Axe swooped onto a wayward shot from Howler to knock a simple ball into the back of the net. Howler’s horrible effort obviously wrong-footed the Rustics keeper, who dived to save a shot which was well clear of the goal.

The Relics went to the oranges leading 1-0 comfortably holding their opponents at bay. The Relics began the second half as they had finished the first and it wasn’t long before Howler was Johnny-on-the-spot to convert a simple goal. A third goal was scored by Mickledinho in similar circumstances. The Relics could have easily won by seven or eight. Mickledinho put a number of shots long, wide and high whilst Statue pushed a ball on the goal line, and in front of an open goal, wide by three or four metres.

In fading sunlight the Rustics were able to secure a consolation goal in the dying minutes of play. In a desperate bid for a goal the Rustics had pushed seven men up front.

Apart from the superb effort of the defensive team of Banker, Statue, Toe, Dallas, Ball and Becks strong efforts were recorded by Axe, Sulo, Hat, Crow and Shadow. The quality of the Relics defensive effort was echoed by former Wyong star Whazz who said after the match, “When you have got a defensive line like ours winning comes easy. Look at them! We have quality! Any team would give their left nut to have players of the calibre of Banker, Statue, Toe, Dallas, Ball and Becks.”