What have we been up to during our time off?

Statue?
Men are "drama queens" when it comes to football, say sports scientists, who claim it actually takes them 30 seconds longer than women to get up after they have been fouled because they are looking for attention.

Lazy Becks
'too Posh to push' - has reportedly booked the date of her fourth Caesarean section for the Fourth of July, the MailOnline reports.

minivan that entered a closed construction zone in Manhattan was accidentally hit and flipped over by the wrecking ball as onlookers watch in horror and ran for cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3-ZE4sb3M

It is difficult to tell what creature the howler mutated from, due to the severeness of the mutations.
http://metro2033.wikia.com/wiki/Howler

The Whiz - like the P-Mate, only reusable. the Whiz, being a disposable paper-based device is reusable and made of an elastomer thermoplastic that is flexible and soft. This makes it great for women who travel, especially in the third world where squat toilets can be a problem. http://www.gizmag.com/go/4637/

Darchinyan said he was getting far more recognition in Cebu City than in his adopted home of Sydney.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport/darchinyan-made-to-feel-at-home-in-cebu-city/2008/02/01/1201801039808.html?s_cid=rss_sport

WTF?
Peter Crowch was arrested he took a short cut trying to get into Wembley Stadium.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-cup/news/2010/06/15/crouchie-in-arrest-woe-at-wembley-115875-22334144/

Call me.....Smokey the Fire Dog

It's burn season on the Prairie and I was right in the thick of things. Me, fire, drip torches and 4 wheelers...baby, I was in dog heaven!
http://anselcci.blogspot.com/2011/04/call-mesmokey-fire-dog.html

BANKER caught ogling pictures of Miranda Kerr.....
However, after Miss Kerr, an Australian supermodel, lent her support to a 'Save Dave' petition doing the rounds, he has clung on to his job. TSK TSK

Dont ask me about the next one.

Extenze Girl can turn you into a WILD THING

Don't live vicariously through your friend's tales of romantic adventures. This is the right time to fulfill all the lusting of your guy.

http://knol.google.com/k/anonymous/extenze-girl-can-transform-you-into-a/19jxm57o93cot/14#

and it gets worse....

I combined Black Beard Lube (?????) with my wet, solid soap and got an amazingly smooth shave on my face. Six hours later, my neck, chin and around my mouth are baby butt smooth. I also was pleased with using the beard lube for a head shave lubricant .
http://www.brotherhoodofbaldpeople.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=26492
Honestly some of the things we will put our names to.

Well thats it for now. Scoop the dupe will be back for more titillating tales from the world wide web at another time